Dinner with the Guys

A group of 15-year-old guys discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Julie Johnson , the cute girl in Social Studies , lived on that street.

10 years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and there were lots of cute girls.

10 years later, the group of 35-year-old guys discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the drinks were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.

10 years later, the group of 45-year-old guys discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big and the waitresses had nice buns.

10 years later, the group of 55-year-old guys discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows with a view and the fish is good for cholesterol.

10 years later, the group of 65-year-old guys discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the lighting was good and the restaurant had an early bird special.
10 years later, the group of 75-year-old guys discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food was not too spicy and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.
10 years later, the group of 85-year-old guys discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.

Compliments of Joe Mucha

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